Tweet: "My son got the wrong toy in his happy meal. #FirstWorldProblems"
Tweet: "I accidentally cut my grapefruit on the wrong axis. #FirstWorldProblems"
Tweet: "I hate waiting a full six months before the dentist will clean my teeth again. #FirstWorldProblems"
Tweet: "Sat in the front row of a movie theater and now my neck is sore. #FirstWorldProblems"